- Daft accounting related definitions
Book value: Value placed on an asset for accounting purposes that bears no relation to its true worth.Budgeting: An exercise where the unknowledgeable force the unwilling to predict the impossible based entirely on the inaccurate.Credit: Something…
Published - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 10:15am
- Fantasy tax simplification
The biggest laugh at last night's CTA Address came in response to a question from the floor. The question was related to a point the speaker, Andrew Tyrie*, had made about the need for the tax system to be made simpler. He had also stressed, as oth…
Published - 4 days ago, 17 May 12, 8:15am
- Best not to be abusive
This is a true story about a tax dispute that went on for two years before the underlying issue was clarified. It made me smile.An Inspector of Taxes was explaining to me that the owner of the small business had been refusing to co-operate. As a re…
Published - 6 days ago, 15 May 12, 9:19am
- Bookkeeping made really simple and fun
Except that it's never really much fun... And many congratulations to Julia Haigh, the winner of the AAT bookkeeping video competition. This required entrants to explain the principles of double-entry bookkeeping in three minutes or less.
Published - 10 days ago, 11 May 12, 9:14am
- 5 "I love my accountant' tweets that made me smile
Letter from HMRC about completing my tax return. I read it in Moira Stewarts voice, and then posted it to my accountant to sort. Love it.@shipsandpigsI love how you know so much about my expenses. When did I hire you as my accountant?@fl0ralm0ral…
Published - 26 days ago, 25 Apr 12, 9:25am
- 3 weird US tax deductions
In Alabama, you can still deduct $1,000 for building a radioactive fallout shelter. In Arkansas, blind combat veterans may buy a new car every two years tax free. In Hawaii, residents can claim a $3,000 deduction for taking care of "exceptional trees…
Published - 31 days ago, 20 Apr 12, 9:01am
- The VAT ditty
A story about this video caught my eye in the paper today. Thought I'd share it more widely as it's very well written.
Published - 46 days ago, 5 Apr 12, 9:29am
- Possibly the best email disclaimer ever
It's at the foot of emails from Peter Disney of Wood & Disney, a firm of Chartered Accountants. Peter has kindly given his permission for me to replicate it here.DISCLAIMERS, RENUNCIATIONS AND IN GENERAL DENIAL OF EVERYTHING Despite being based just…
Published - 46 days ago, 5 Apr 12, 7:31am
- Ode to auditing
We test without apologyBoth safety and ecologyAnd inventories, budgets, and production.Checking scrap and sanitation,Overtime, and transportation –Not forgetting cost accounting and construction.We test sales and check insurance(EDP tries our endur…
Published - 54 days ago, 28 Mar 12, 8:50am
- Can Economics and tax be fun?
Dr Madsen Pirie, President of the Adam Smith Institute, is attempting to prove that economics is fun. In this, part ten in a series, he explains taxation by ref to Adam Smith's four basic canons of taxation.
Published - 61 days ago, 20 Mar 12, 5:18pm