- An accountant gets one over on a lawyer
A lawyer and an accountant are sitting next to each other on a long flight from the US back to London. The lawyer leans over to the accountant and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The accountant just wants to take a nap, so he politely…
Published - 2 days ago, 8 May 13, 8:21am
- The next #INABAaward goes to Elaine Clark of CheapAccounting.co.uk
This is another (virtual) award of an INABA to an accountant who operates in such a way as to confirm my contention that ‘Boring Is Optional'.INABA stands for 'I'm Not A Boring Accountant' - more on the awards here++++ Elaine Clark is…
Published - 3 days ago, 7 May 13, 8:25am
- The next recipient of an #INABAaward is Mike Gordon
This is another (virtual) award of an INABA to an accountant who operates in such a way as to confirm my contention that ‘Boring Is Optional'.INABA stands for 'I'm Not A Boring Accountant' - more on the awards here++++ Mike Gordon (so…
Published - 3 days ago, 6 May 13, 2:22pm
- The privilege of being an accountant rather than a lawyer
At a panel debate hosted by Pinsent Masons and The Times on Monday evening I heard two mildy amusing references to accountants. The subject under discussion was Legal Advice Privilege and the recent Prudential case. This confirmed that tax accountant…
Published - 16 days ago, 24 Apr 13, 8:29am
- The accountant's malaise
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?Depreciation.
Published - 16 days ago, 24 Apr 13, 8:11am
- A boring accountant's awkward sexual adventure
The "funniest canadian sex comedy ever made" features 'a boring accountant' from Winnipeg who sets out to learn the secrets of making love from a Toronto stripper.Here are a couple of extracts from Jay Stone's review of 'My awkward sexual adventure…
Published - 18 days ago, 22 Apr 13, 9:23am
- A fairy story where the devil is in the detail
Once upon a time a shepherd was looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeched to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pi…
Published - 23 days ago, 17 Apr 13, 8:58am
- Barry Cryer's ode to accounting software
This dates back to the 2007 Software Satisfaction Awards arranged by AccountingWeb.Barry Cryer OBE was the guest speaker and he had prepared one of his customary very funny odes. This included the immortal lines:I see before me, chattering, nat…
Published - 30 days ago, 10 Apr 13, 9:02am
- A real beancounter....
With many thanks to Tony Nedderman in HK for passing this on to me.
Published - 38 days ago, 2 Apr 13, 9:17am
- Accountant's love of excel leads to a new video game
We all know that accountants love spreadsheets, but a Canadian Chartered Accountant, Cary Walkin, has taken this passion to a new level. He has created a basic video game using only Excel spreadsheets.The game, called Arena.XIsm is a turn-based f…
Published - 42 days ago, 28 Mar 13, 10:25am